Friday, December 04, 2009

Candy

ND: were you often line all day?
GT: where were you??
GT: dave and busters again???
Me: i was trying to reply to that other lovely chat and it wasn't going through
ND: Gerardo was masturbating furiously on webcam and you missed it in all its grandeur
Me: damn
GT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22nGe4-rqCE&feature=related
GT: i dont want you to miss out
GT: enjoy ;)
Me: saw the chat, but my replies wern't going through
Me: just a spinning circle thing
ND: you were offline by my count
ND: and the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon deserves like master's thesis level work
GT: mine too
ND: anyone know a sociology candidate without a topic?
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Me: been decorating the office
Me: it is now officially decked out
Me: tree, lights, wreath, garlands
Me: slinky tree topper
Me: that's how we roll here
Me: time to drink champagne and play some wii!
GT: nothing is happening on my phone!
GT: you guys have a wii at work????
Me: a couple of them
GT: what games do you have??
Me: were playing wii golf right now
GT: youre playing golf and skyping at work??????????
Me: yeah
Me: :)
GT: and drinking champange???????
Me: yeah
GT: you must stop and desist!!!!!
Me: NEVER!
GT: If gerardo is not drinking YOU cannot drink
GT: !!!!!!!!!! (late exclamations)
Me: the oppiosite has been true many times, I am catching up
GT: well you have a lot of catching up to do
ND: who has a christmas party on Dec 4th
Me: not a christmas party, just a decorating party
GT: free booze and wii???????????
ND: any excuse to drink?
GT: any appitizers??
Me: hershey cholocate bars and candy cans
Me: canes
GT: cans???
ND: I do like the cans on Candy
GT: yes....i have always liked them as well
Me: mmmmm, candy
ND: see, I'm just going to take that the way I'm not supposed to and I'll be in the bathroom for a minute
GT: how dare you tempt us vile woman!!!!!!
GT: ha
Me: tempt? moi?
Me: has it been quiet there today?
GT: has for me...
ND: KK, CB, BM, and VB are all gone
ND: its been downright angelic
Me: wow, VB too?
GT: all week
GT: i'm the new VB
Me: never
GT: full beard bald cap....EVERYTHING!!!
Me: grab gerardo and shave him!
ND: not touching THAT thank you very much
Me: no, shave his head
GT: that is a Late Friday night activity young lady...where are your manners?
ND: the barber shaves all and only those who do not shave themselves. who shaves the barber?
GT: another barber?
ND: THERE IS NO OTHER BARBER
GT: he would shave him self
ND: but he only shaves those who do not shave themselves
ND: its not meant to have an answer
GT: but i found one
GT: I'm attacking.....the darkness
ND: oh wait you have to see that still;
GT: KK showed me
ND: oh well then
GT: is there any Mountain Dew????
Me: what darkness?
GT: THE darkness
ND: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA
ND: alternate answer: Candy's darkness. I'm shooting it
GT: sounds kinky

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