Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday Night plans

Me: boondock saints II tonight!!!
KK: yay
Me: petie is out
GT: put him back in
GT: whoa!
Me: I know! I was waiting for that one to sink in
KK: more boondocks for me
ND: I'll be joining the Lard Mouse after the movie
KK: yaya
KK: yay
GT: what about the movie?????
ND: we weren't ever going to the movie
GT: dont have to be mean Nick...its friday...calm down..
KK: Calm down Hollywood
GT: Whoa!!!
Me: which one is hollywood?
KK: anyone acting like Hollywood

Slutty Pumpkins

Me: what are you all wearing today?
GT: a smile!!
ND: clown shoes and a top hat
KK: a bowtie and a smile
GT: what r u wearing??
Me: a ghost t-shirt, wicked socks and skull panties, I am halloweened out!
ND: we still work at eA!
KK: I'm dressed as a bad employee
GT: ha!
GT: what r u a slutty pumpkin???
Me: can a pumpkin be slutty?
GT: only if she puts out
GT: ha!: depends on if it's winking or not
ND: google image search says no
GT: and how many teeth are missing
Me: didn't realize pumpkins were female
GT: not all of them....thats how you get baby pumkins
Me: also surprised today isn't a casual day for ya
Me: not enough skin to be slutty
GT: i agree
GT: although id like to see her after the holloween party!!!
ND: I'd probably get better results with safe search off. but then again, no
ND: I did not need to see that
KK: lol
ND: who PAYS for these things
ND: "ooh baby show me your seeds" seems like a horrible pickup line
ND: "what if Pippi Longstocking needed crack money"
GT: awesome

Fine line between revertianlly stupid and just plain retarded

GT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU (Italian Spiderman)
GT: i think i might have found something more powerful than black dynamite
KK: no way
GT: dude
ND: sweet
Angela Waters: boom shakalaka!
ND: the problem is there's a difference between revertianlly stupid and just plain retarded
Me: I agree. IS is trying too hard.
ND: in BD, you can agree that Dynamite can actually kick your ass
Me: and he's hot
Me: i'd do him
ND: like coffee
KK: me too
KK: I mean..
GT: me three!
KK: the chick
ND: KK spent too much time in prison
GT: thats what i meant
Me: i thought it was the army?
KK: MARINES
KK: never leave your buddy's behind
GT: why are you still in there??
GT: either way apparently you saw WAY too many dudes in various states of undress
Me: I knew it was Marines, I was increasing the burn
ND: there's a cream for that
GT: ooooohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhhh
KK: just use a handful of sand that'll definitely increase the burn
Me: just don't eat the sand, not good for the digestive system
Me: or the teeth
ND: I'm just going to take that as a euphemism
GT: or is it

Monday, October 26, 2009

2 days after Carving Party

Eww, even creepier! It's moldy!
~angi~

Friday, October 23, 2009

Pumpkin carving party

My pump.
~angi~

Lunch diplomacy

TH: MM's stopping by for lunch today at 11:30 if anyone is interested. Not sure where to go. He mentioned In-N-Out but was open to other suggestions.

Me: which in-n-out?

TH: I don't know. I assume the one across from UCI

ND: either that or Bristol/Macarthur

ND: both are pretty damn busy at lunch

Me: I say MM should do an I-n-O run and bring the food back to those of us that are limited to an hour lunch

ND: (I am abstaining for I must drive to East Bay!)

Me: Hanks!

KK: Let's let MM decide because he's from out of town.

KK: But, I veto the In-N-Out by UCI

KK: we can do the other In-N-Out on Bristol if need be

TH: Is the UCI one too crowded?

KK: yeah

KK: and too full of stupid

Me: I think Bristol is stupider

Me: and less parking

TH: but you'll still be there KK

KK: which would overflow the stupid index

GT: by a vast amount

KK: ed zachary

TH: I see

GT: hes a nice guy

ND: Egg Zachary disease?

KK: yep

ND: worst joke ever

KK: yep

Me: MM has already had I-n-O while he has been here

Me: don't let him fool you!

GT: can i eat that???? not appropriate for the conversation

KK: Hanks has seating issues

ND: nah GT and KK can lap sit

KK: I call bottom!

GT: i call bottom

Me: issue solved

KK: HAHA

KK: I WIN

ND: d'awwww

ND: that's the worst game of shotgun ever

GT: no matter who wins...we lose

Me: theres more at stake if you loose lose

ND:I was going to say

KK: I think there's less at stake if you loose

ND: see I didn't say that

Me: i'm clever and didn't even know it

ND: that explains the hair

ND: OHSNAP A BLONDE JOKE I'm so witty

Me: every once in a while it just comes out

GT: put back in Lady!

KK: That's why GT is no longer welcome at Walmart or Chuck E Cheese

GT: they said they wanted to see what I bring to the party!!

KK: Not tortilla chips apparently

Me: tim, you talking to MM?

TH: he called earlier. he's in the car somewhere

TH: He said we can decide where to go

ND: has he had his mexican yet?

TH: I don't know

KK: Gerardo, get on it!

GT: only if you get below it

KK: How else am I going to get the right camera angle

GT: ha

GT: so.....are we any closer to deciding where we're going?????

GT: i'm starving!!

TH: it's only 10:40

KK: Baja Fresh

ND: man if you're going to give a man So Cal mexican

ND: why would you take him to Baja Fresh

ND: its owned by Wendy's for chrissakes

KK: because I like it, and I don't know him

KK: and I'm selfish

ND: he's a Yankees fan

KK: Then we're going to Taco Bell

ND: I'm expecting fisticuffs

Me: taco hell?

KK: Let's go to Philly's Best

KK: :)

GT: ooohhh!!

Me: Where is Philly's?

ND: I think I'm the only supporter of that place

ND: Brookhurst and Ellis

KK: Takes way too long

TH: I'm voting for Hank's or In-N-Out

Me: Hanks

Me: If we get there a few early we can get two tables outside

ND: you can fit 6 people at one of the big hank's tables

Me: Make MM get the tables! the price for the pleasure of our company

TH: Have we decided on Hank's?

KK: Hanks is fine

GT: agreed!!

Me: MM concurs, via text

TH: 11:30

KK: YAY

Friday, October 02, 2009

Toy Story 1&2!

Me: ML and I are going to the Toy Story 3-D Double Feature sunday at The District if anyone wants to join us.

GT: WHOA!!!!!!

GT: what time??

Me: 2:PM

Me: runs for 3 hrs

*** KK has left ***

ND: guess he's not coming

Me: will prob grab lunch beforehand

ND: I am unsure, but I will call or text if I am to arrive

Me: :)

TH: this is tomorrow?

Me: Sunday

Me: Well, we are going Sunday, but it is playing in the area all week

GT: is there an Imax there?!?!?!?!?!!

GT: for 2 weeks

Me: So it says, but I can't find any local showings after this weekend

Me: Does you coming depend on there being an Imax?

TH: Not sure if I can make it. I have something Sunday morning and don't know if I'll be done in THe

GT: Not really

Me: ok. TH, ND (+ 1) are maybes, KK is apparently a No.

VB: me and mine are going to see the "9" movie on sunday. Neph's choice.

GT: that movie was ok....the ending was off i think

Me: SPOILER!

VB: ur not a 16 old girl.

GT: point taken

Me: That you know of

GT: hey!

Me: Online people are anything

GT: in that case I'm a doctor

VB: she didn't say they were anything they said they were.

GT: what the ladies don't know only increases my odds

Me: again, online.

VB: until they actually meet you.

GT: but but....i'm superior

VB: LOL

ND: sir, I know KK. you sir, are no KK

GT: you sir are no lady

ND: oh pshaw

VB: that's who he thinks he's superior too

Me: Findings in a study: The Worse People Are, the More They Overestimate Their Abilities

Me: (or looks)

GT: so...i'm not god's gift to all of humanity?

VB: not if you think so.

ND: the meek shall inherit the earth

ND: (because God was a socialist)

ND: wait, this isn't funny if KK's not in the chat

VB: God "was" a socialist? What happened?

ND: nietzche

ND: (spelling optional)

Me: nietzsche

VB: that's why you’re the smart blond.

ND: damn Deutche

Me: Ah german, the romantic language

ND: ach, der Welt ist schoen

Me: Ich Lieb Dich = I love you

VB: apparently they have to be. according to a study I heard this morning their men are the worst lovers.

Me: how is this objectively studied?

VB: don't know. just reporting the results. I'm not saying it's correct, just saying...

ND: it wasn't; its a French conspiracy

Me: GT, you in Sunday?

GT: give me a call

GT: *** *** ****

ND: *puts out some craigslists postings with GT's number*

GT: you’re an ass

Me: offer a free tv, or a flat screen for really cheap

Me: or a lonly 16 yo girl

GT: don’t you dare give him any ideas

Me: who me?

ND: remember, if they ask you do to something you've never heard of, say "no"

GT: i thought it was a yoga move!!

GT: it was not

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Odometer

Monday, September 28, 2009

Verizon's response

I am sorry you have been having so many equipment problems. I reviewed the account and show that your device is out of the one year warranty. There are a few options that we can offer. One, you may have a certified like for like replacement. The charge would be $50.00 for the out of warranty. The other option is that we can offer an upgrade now. I have changed your dates to reflect 09/25/2009 as the upgrade date was 01/2010. If this is an option, you may also use your $50.00 New Every Two discount along with any mail in rebate.

So that is what I did. I cashed in my NE2 discount and got myself the Samsung Rogue. It's purty. I like it.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Glyde Break-up Letter

Letter posted to Verizon re: Inoperable Glyde

Primary Subject: Phones and Accessories
Secondary Subject: Phone is Not Working

Message Body: I really wanted to love the Glyde. I got it for myself for my birthday in 2008, the first day it was released and had several blissful months of its companionship. I am sick of it now.

I have had two firmware updates and it has done nothing to solve the inherent issues on this device. I can rarely unlock the device by sliding the icon across the screen, usually I have to click the lock button on the side or slide open the keyboard. However, if I can't slide the icon, then that means that when I do unlock the device by other means it will not function. The keyboard will be completely unresponsive, or if it is responsive, it is clicking icons on the other side of the screen then what I am trying to click. Forget trying to check (or send!) text messages anymore, I can't get into messaging most of the time. I can't browse as I can't click Done once I have entered my login or password. Oh, and its new trick is to reboot anytime I get a new message! You would think all that restarting would fix some of the many issues, but it doesn't. I am lucky if I can enter my unlock code after a reboot.

I can rarely even hold the device anymore when I try to navigate the menus as my hand HOLDING the device is making it crazy. Just holding the device will trigger icon clicks without me even touching the screen. Makes for a novelty party trick. I have locked the screen of my device and set it on the desk in front of me and watched it click through menus without me touching it (and while it was "locked" mind you!).

I feel I have been way more than patient with the stupid device. I really love the size and the design, and scoffed at all the users that complained and turned in their Glydes from the get-go. I was in love and blinded by its flaws. The infatuation has now worn beyond thin, and like a bad ex, I wan no more to do with it.

Please help this breakup be clean and painless.

Long time Verizon user,
Angela Waters