Ragtime

About to see...
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Jersey Boys

Friday
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Game night

KK: Game night at my house tonight
Me: wahoo!
Me: what game?
GT: dungeons and dragons!
KK: a bunch of different nerd strategy games its lots of fun unless you're a dumbshit like GT
GT: i am smart and you know it!!
ND: more like smrt amirite

In Soviet Russia...

***TH leaves conversation***
ND: okay now that TH is not here
ND: shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
Me: I'm going to get in trouble for that one!
Me: I spit up coffee laughing when I read it
KK: Just steal your bosses porsche and escape
Me: He drove the Jag in today
KK: steal it!
Me: a new kind of game night
KK: steal them all!!!
KK: then...profit
ND: crime doesn't pay KK
KK: but it does in the short term
ND: get thee to wall street!
Me: or at least outta eA!
Me: steal boss's car, real life GTA!
ND: I call helicopter!
GT: i call tank
KK: steal boss' car and punch a hooker
KK: then real life GTA
ND: can I get the hooker to punch me?
KK: in soviet russia hooker punches you
ND: brb going to russia
Me: the safety word is more
Me: or harder
GT: didnt the slap chop guy get punched by a hooker
ND: the who?
GT: Slap chop guy
ND: who?
GT: billie mays' competitor...fierce competitor
ND: oh ShamWoW
GT: is that his name
Me: shamwow guy!
ND: shamanwow?
ND: I cna't type WoW without that capitalization anymore T_T
ND: the crack it is mighty (that's what she said HIYOOOO)
KK: So anyone coming over for game night? we're trying to get a tally
GT: only if its twister!
KK: the twister mat smells like baby oil
GT: get the water hose
ND: water and oil don't mix, G
ND: that is why you cannot use a water based lubricant in the shower
Me: damn!
Me: that's why!
Me: or in the pool
ND: yeah, but then chlorine gets into places
KK: only if you're small
KK: if there's no more room then you're fine, it makes a complete seal
ND: no, if you leave them gaping they may leak in reverse
KK: not my problem at that point
GT: is that a reverse drowning??
KK: nice
ND: I call it a preemptive abortion
KK: so much better than mouth-to-mouth
ND: especially when they spit

Bad apple, bad!

KK: What happened to your apple?
Me: I took a bite out of it and it was all brown.
Me: So I tried the other side cause I'm hungry and that side was bad too
GT: bite the middle....the middle is always good!
Me: not advice you usually give
KK: that's what she said
GT: oohh snap!

Happy Friday

GT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWQFcPEuRJY
Happy Friday!!!!!
ND: guessing I don;'t actually want to watch that
GT: everyone should watch this!!
GT: tell him kevin
KK: Oh yeah
TH: now I'm scared
GT: just go with it Tim!!! it's awsome!!!!
Me: Guys have the weirdest fedishes fetishes.
ND: dishes are women's work
Me: I did dishes once
KK: is that code?
KK: ooh yeah, wash those dishes
ND: the golden marmot is reaching the shore
Gerardo Tamayo: what does dishes mean now a days???
ND: repeat
ND: the golden marmot is reaching the shore
ND: Dishes is obviously the dude with the crotch
ND: rocket
Me: lol
Me: I saw him in the gym last night.
Kevin Knight: the golden marmot?
ND: no, Dishes
Gerardo Tamayo: you saw someones crotch rocket??
Me: i touched it too
KK: you saw Jim's golden marmot
ND: did he have a new line?
ND: "hey baby wanna watch me get a hernia?"
Me: no, but he picked up heavier weights
Gerardo Tamayo: wanna see what i bring to the party
ND: oooh I hope its cupcakes
Gerardo Tamayo: did he pick up the weight with hi crotch rocket?
Me: now that would be talent
KK: Awwww....Vienna sausage?
Me: I was thinking lil' smokies
KK: true it might be smokier than Vienna Sausage
GT: if theres smoke you gotta fire crotch
KK: or you shouldn't have trusted that girl you met behind 7-11
Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dOuIsj9YQ&NR=1
ND: I'm against it
Me: were they wearing bananas?
KK: noodles
KK: or they had worms
Me: I'm kinda craving mac & cheese with hot-dogs now
Me: don't know why
ND: oh man do not say that
GT: you eat that and you'll be "sittin on tha toilet"......
ND: sir you defame the Kraft of Oscar Meyer
GT: i'm sure its not as bad as bbq buger and chilli dog, so i apologize
ND: man where can I get good mac n' cheese at lunch
ND: only place I can think of that has it is Z'tejas
ND: but that's some fancy-ass macncheese
GT: lobster mac'n cheese??
ND: has chicken, but its not quite that facny
ND: kobe beef, truffles, lobster, and gruyere aged in the cellar of Winston Churchhill
Me: so where are we going to lunch?
GT: hotties pizza
Me: Yes!
GT: hotties massage parlor and pizzaria
Me: hmmm, multipurpose oil
ND: no, no hotties
ND: I am saddened by that place
Me: what happened?
GT: unhappy ending
ND: a brilliant idea poorly executed
KK: trailer-hotties
ND: we were the only people that ordered food in the hour we were in there
KK: although they have the cowgirl pizza and they can reverse it
Me: reverse polish sausage
Me: http://www.explainxkcd.com/2009/10/05/rps/
ND: congrats Angie, you now understand stack machine operations
Me: :)
ND: go Forth, good sirs
ND: (oh god he's making obscure programming language puns)

Friday Night plans

Me: boondock saints II tonight!!!

KK: yay

Me: petie is out

GT: put him back in

GT: whoa!

Me: I know! I was waiting for that one to sink in

KK: more boondocks for me

ND: I'll be joining the Lard Mouse after the movie

KK: yaya

KK: yay

GT: what about the movie?????

ND: we weren't ever going to the movie

GT: dont have to be mean Nick...its friday...calm down..

KK: Calm down Hollywood

GT: Whoa!!!

Me: which one is hollywood?

KK: anyone acting like Hollywood

Slutty Pumpkins

Me: what are you all wearing today?

GT: a smile!!

ND: clown shoes and a top hat

KK: a bowtie and a smile

GT: what r u wearing??

Me: a ghost t-shirt, wicked socks and skull panties, I am halloweened out!

ND: we still work at eA!

KK: I'm dressed as a bad employee

GT: ha!

GT: what r u a slutty pumpkin???

Me: can a pumpkin be slutty?

GT: only if she puts out

GT: ha!: depends on if it's winking or not

ND: google image search says no

GT: and how many teeth are missing

Me: didn't realize pumpkins were female

GT: not all of them....thats how you get baby pumkins

Me: also surprised today isn't a casual day for ya

KK: http://img6.travelblog.org/Photos/88247/372803/t/3514926-Slutty-Pumpkin-0.jpg

Me: not enough skin to be slutty

GT: i agree

GT: although id like to see her after the holloween party!!!

ND: I'd probably get better results with safe search off. but then again, no

Me: this one has a pumpkin on... http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/legavenue/pumpkin-witch-costume.jpg

KK: http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/great-pumpkin-lg.jpg

ND: I did not need to see that

KK: lol

Me : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2010/1681736949_b19d838f29.jpg

Me: http://fl2.shopmania.org/files/images/7405/women-s-pumpkin-jack-o-latern-2pc-halloween-costume-dress~7404662.jpg

ND: who PAYS for these things

ND: "ooh baby show me your seeds" seems like a horrible pickup line

Me: http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00187658.detail.a.jpg

ND: "what if Pippi Longstocking needed crack money"

GT: awesome

Fine line between revertianlly stupid and just plain retarded

GT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU (Italian Spiderman)

GT: i think i might have found something more powerful than black dynamite

KK: no way

GT: dude

ND: sweet

Angela Waters: boom shakalaka!

ND: the problem is there's a difference between revertianlly stupid and just plain retarded

Me: I agree. IS is trying too hard.

ND: in BD, you can agree that Dynamite can actually kick your ass

Me: and he's hot

Me: i'd do him

ND: like coffee

KK: me too

KK: I mean..

GT: me three!

KK: the chick

ND: KK spent too much time in prison

GT: thats what i meant

Me: i thought it was the army?

KK: MARINES

KK: never leave your buddy's behind

GT: why are you still in there??

GT: either way apparently you saw WAY too many dudes in various states of undress

Me: I knew it was Marines, I was increasing the burn

ND: there's a cream for that

GT: ooooohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhhh

KK: just use a handful of sand that'll definitely increase the burn

Me: just don't eat the sand, not good for the digestive system

Me: or the teeth

ND: I'm just going to take that as a euphemism

GT: or is it

2 days after Carving Party

Eww, even creepier! It's moldy!
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Pumpkin carving party

My pump.
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Lunch diplomacy

TH: MM's stopping by for lunch today at 11:30 if anyone is interested. Not sure where to go. He mentioned In-N-Out but was open to other suggestions.

Me: which in-n-out?

TH: I don't know. I assume the one across from UCI

ND: either that or Bristol/Macarthur

ND: both are pretty damn busy at lunch

Me: I say MM should do an I-n-O run and bring the food back to those of us that are limited to an hour lunch

ND: (I am abstaining for I must drive to East Bay!)

Me: Hanks!

KK: Let's let MM decide because he's from out of town.

KK: But, I veto the In-N-Out by UCI

KK: we can do the other In-N-Out on Bristol if need be

TH: Is the UCI one too crowded?

KK: yeah

KK: and too full of stupid

Me: I think Bristol is stupider

Me: and less parking

TH: but you'll still be there KK

KK: which would overflow the stupid index

GT: by a vast amount

KK: ed zachary

TH: I see

GT: hes a nice guy

ND: Egg Zachary disease?

KK: yep

ND: worst joke ever

KK: yep

Me: MM has already had I-n-O while he has been here

Me: don't let him fool you!

GT: can i eat that???? not appropriate for the conversation

KK: Hanks has seating issues

ND: nah GT and KK can lap sit

KK: I call bottom!

GT: i call bottom

Me: issue solved

KK: HAHA

KK: I WIN

ND: d'awwww

ND: that's the worst game of shotgun ever

GT: no matter who wins...we lose

Me: theres more at stake if you loose lose

ND:I was going to say

KK: I think there's less at stake if you loose

ND: see I didn't say that

Me: i'm clever and didn't even know it

ND: that explains the hair

ND: OHSNAP A BLONDE JOKE I'm so witty

Me: every once in a while it just comes out

GT: put back in Lady!

KK: That's why GT is no longer welcome at Walmart or Chuck E Cheese

GT: they said they wanted to see what I bring to the party!!

KK: Not tortilla chips apparently

Me: tim, you talking to MM?

TH: he called earlier. he's in the car somewhere

TH: He said we can decide where to go

ND: has he had his mexican yet?

TH: I don't know

KK: Gerardo, get on it!

GT: only if you get below it

KK: How else am I going to get the right camera angle

GT: ha

GT: so.....are we any closer to deciding where we're going?????

GT: i'm starving!!

TH: it's only 10:40

KK: Baja Fresh

ND: man if you're going to give a man So Cal mexican

ND: why would you take him to Baja Fresh

ND: its owned by Wendy's for chrissakes

KK: because I like it, and I don't know him

KK: and I'm selfish

ND: he's a Yankees fan

KK: Then we're going to Taco Bell

ND: I'm expecting fisticuffs

Me: taco hell?

KK: Let's go to Philly's Best

KK: :)

GT: ooohhh!!

Me: Where is Philly's?

ND: I think I'm the only supporter of that place

ND: Brookhurst and Ellis

KK: Takes way too long

TH: I'm voting for Hank's or In-N-Out

Me: Hanks

Me: If we get there a few early we can get two tables outside

ND: you can fit 6 people at one of the big hank's tables

Me: Make MM get the tables! the price for the pleasure of our company

TH: Have we decided on Hank's?

KK: Hanks is fine

GT: agreed!!

Me: MM concurs, via text

TH: 11:30

KK: YAY

Toy Story 1&2!

Me: ML and I are going to the Toy Story 3-D Double Feature sunday at The District if anyone wants to join us.

GT: WHOA!!!!!!

GT: what time??

Me: 2:PM

Me: runs for 3 hrs

*** KK has left ***

ND: guess he's not coming

Me: will prob grab lunch beforehand

ND: I am unsure, but I will call or text if I am to arrive

Me: :)

TH: this is tomorrow?

Me: Sunday

Me: Well, we are going Sunday, but it is playing in the area all week

GT: is there an Imax there?!?!?!?!?!!

GT: for 2 weeks

Me: So it says, but I can't find any local showings after this weekend

Me: Does you coming depend on there being an Imax?

TH: Not sure if I can make it. I have something Sunday morning and don't know if I'll be done in THe

GT: Not really

Me: ok. TH, ND (+ 1) are maybes, KK is apparently a No.

VB: me and mine are going to see the "9" movie on sunday. Neph's choice.

GT: that movie was ok....the ending was off i think

Me: SPOILER!

VB: ur not a 16 old girl.

GT: point taken

Me: That you know of

GT: hey!

Me: Online people are anything

GT: in that case I'm a doctor

VB: she didn't say they were anything they said they were.

GT: what the ladies don't know only increases my odds

Me: again, online.

VB: until they actually meet you.

GT: but but....i'm superior

VB: LOL

ND: sir, I know KK. you sir, are no KK

GT: you sir are no lady

ND: oh pshaw

VB: that's who he thinks he's superior too

Me: Findings in a study: The Worse People Are, the More They Overestimate Their Abilities

Me: (or looks)

GT: so...i'm not god's gift to all of humanity?

VB: not if you think so.

ND: the meek shall inherit the earth

ND: (because God was a socialist)

ND: wait, this isn't funny if KK's not in the chat

VB: God "was" a socialist? What happened?

ND: nietzche

ND: (spelling optional)

Me: nietzsche

VB: that's why you’re the smart blond.

ND: damn Deutche

Me: Ah german, the romantic language

ND: ach, der Welt ist schoen

Me: Ich Lieb Dich = I love you

VB: apparently they have to be. according to a study I heard this morning their men are the worst lovers.

Me: how is this objectively studied?

VB: don't know. just reporting the results. I'm not saying it's correct, just saying...

ND: it wasn't; its a French conspiracy

Me: GT, you in Sunday?

GT: give me a call

GT: *** *** ****

ND: *puts out some craigslists postings with GT's number*

GT: you’re an ass

Me: offer a free tv, or a flat screen for really cheap

Me: or a lonly 16 yo girl

GT: don’t you dare give him any ideas

Me: who me?

ND: remember, if they ask you do to something you've never heard of, say "no"

GT: i thought it was a yoga move!!

GT: it was not