Keep your sushi off acid.

Angi: Lunch reminder. We going to Full Moon or Wing Nuts?
ND: Wing Nuts tends to be pretty bad
KK: Full Moon gets my vote
KK: I'm sure they also have cooked Japanese food too
GT: the japanese doesnt cook their food!!
Angi: they do with acid... lime juice
GT: that doesnt sound good
Angi: ceviche
GT: on second thought
ND: ceviche is delicious
KK: you mean that my sushi is on acid? Can it see the musics?
GT: are we having ceviche?
Angi: IDK
GT: I'm so confused
KK: Maybe that's how the fish got caught because they were all dropping acid
KK: ...that net looks trippy yo
Angi: "it doesn't even look like a net..."
GT: "it loks like home"
KK: yo...who's Annette? I think I dated her...
GT: didnt she leave you?
KK: so got hooked on something
KK: I think it was a hook...
Angi: hooker, what?
KK: that's a totally different story
KK: what happens in Vegas....
KK: ...ends up buried about 10 miles into the Mojave in a shallow umarked grave.
Angi: no, this was Annette in a net on acid
ND: too much Pearls before Swine Angie
KK: Pearl Jam?
GT: who's Annette?
ND: I think pearls are inedible and should not be made into jam, KK
ND: it would not taste good
Angi: Full Moon, I just called in a reservation.
GT: is Annette coming?
KK: and is she bringing that hooker?
Angi: she's previously hooked
KK: what about Pearl Jam?
GT: theyre headlining
KK: that would be cool if they were having sushi with us
ND: would you me any better, if I was Eddie Vedder?
Angi: I think that is one of the toppings you can get at yougrtland
KK: Although they're probably busy making people coffee at Starbucks or taking drive-thru orders at McDonald's now
Angi: Reservation is under Angi for whoever gets there first
KK: how heavy is she?
Angi: IDK, weight is figured differently in water
KK: Well, if it's under her, I might need help lifting
Angi: typical man, want's to be on top
KK: (blush) Hail to the King Baby.
KK: What does any of this have to do with sushi?
GT: I'm not going if there's going to be a baby
ND: NO COMMENT
Angi: the other white meat?
Angi: no, the other other white meat
GT: how do you make a baby shake?
Angi: uh oh...
KK: discount babysitter?
Angi: I was trying to think of an MJ angle...
GT: Parkinson's?
KK: I hear he donated his organ to children
ND: how do you trace a scatter plot? give a pencil to Michael J. Fox
ND: oh wait, we're talking about shaking babies
Angi: wait, what's the punchline?
ND: there's an app for that